Trevor, Head of Strategic Postponement, waiting behind his desk with an approval stamp beneath the Department of I’ll Start Monday sign.
YOUR APPLICATION IS IN SAFE HANDS.Probably.

THE DEPARTMENT IS NOW OPEN. SORT OF.

Still going to start that business on Monday?

Excellent. Trevor has been expecting you.

Welcome to the Department of I’ll Start Monday. Officially approving great ideas that never quite get started.

Submit Your Excuse Actually, I’m Ready to Start

Please allow 3–5 business years for progress.

EST. EVENTUALLY.Departmental productivity since 1987: Under review.REF. MON / 001

01 / OFFICIAL DEPARTMENTAL SERVICES

Great idea.
Excellent excuse.

Before you do anything rash, like getting started,
let’s get your paperwork in order.

FORM SP-001FOR OFFICIAL INACTION ONLY

Application to Postpone Your Dreams

Form SP-001: Request for Continued Inaction

Please select your reason for absolutely not starting your business this week.

All applications are treated with the utmost lack of urgency.

DEPARTMENT OF I’LL START MONDAYPAGE 1 OF EVENTUALLY

02 / A CHANGE OF DEPARTMENT

There’s a better
department to belong to.

Meet builder.

That business idea you’ve been putting off? Builder helps you turn it into a real plan, break it into manageable steps and actually make progress — even when life gets busy.

01

YOUR IDEA. AN ACTUAL PLAN.

Turn an idea into a structured roadmap.

02

KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT.

Simple, manageable tasks built around your available time.

03

A PROJECT MANAGER IN YOUR POCKET.

Get personalised AI guidance and support as your project develops.

You don’t need another excuse.
You need a starting point.